Item Bomb

Rakhi Sawant created a stir of sorts by announcing that she would be championing the cause of freedom of expression after the recent site banning controversy. When asked whether this was just another publicity stunt, she had this to say,
“Ever since Aamir took up the Narmada cause, i have been looking for issues to raise. It is only now that i have got something meaty enough to hold my attention. It is not my intention to blow anything out of proportion, but some things need to be done to lift the morale of the poor bloggers who have been affected. In any case i dont have any realeases planned soon, so why would i want any cheap publicity? “
When asked how she was qualified to tackle such a relatively geeky issue like blogs, she responded thus,
“It has nothing to do with technology. It is the principle of the whole thing. I have been avictim of the authorities curtailing my freedom of expression, whether its on screen or on stage. And so i feel i am well qualified to do these kind of exposes before the public.”
When asked whether she knew common blogger concepts like RSS feeds, she quickly shot back,
“Of course, they are one of the principal reasons why i am supporting the cause. It was the same guys who were feeding the media during my stage show which caused so much of a controversy. They should stick to politics and not do moral policing.”
She terminated the interview abruptly when a reporter asked whether she preferred Type Pad,
“This is the problem with media people. You give them some freedom, and they start asking you personal questions. It is none of your business what……”

until next time, only item, no bomb!!
Disclaimer: This work is just a product of the author’s imagination.

Comments

17 responses to “Item Bomb”

  1. Saltwater Blues Avatar
    Saltwater Blues

    … and what an imagination the author has! 🙂

  2. Ekta Avatar
    Ekta

    god!!!
    This lady will do anything to get the attention!!

  3. manuscrypts Avatar
    manuscrypts

    SwB: hehe 🙂

    ekta: Oi, read the disclaimer!!

  4. satchit Avatar
    satchit

    all of it? this is good! i almost believed it until I read the disclimer. lol 🙂

  5. satchit Avatar
    satchit

    btw, just wanted to add, this could make it into the Indian edition of ‘The Onion’ 🙂

  6. manuscrypts Avatar
    manuscrypts

    satchit: all of it..hehe… and would love to start it.. in fact after i finished, i felt it had a very onion feel to it.. at least the concept… like kavya would say, i had internalised too much unconsciously ;).. am planning to do more…

  7. silverine Avatar
    silverine

    The disclaimer was the sucker punch 😛

  8. Stone Avatar
    Stone

    Hilarious!!! made my Monday!! 🙂
    …and wat a personal question by the reporter :-)) :-))

  9. satchit Avatar
    satchit

    starting an indian version of the onion sounds like a gr8 idea. with most mainstream newspapers turning into tabloids these days, at least this one would be fun to read. thinking of a name now. hmm…

  10. Grafxgurl Avatar
    Grafxgurl

    Lol…satchit – what else other than DESI PYAAZ…
    Taaza Pyaaz..lol

    okokokook back to the post….it was SO wierd!! i came back to bangkok and heard about it…thats just so straange!!

  11. manuscrypts Avatar
    manuscrypts

    silverine: but required 🙂

    hey stone, glad to be of service 🙂

  12. manuscrypts Avatar
    manuscrypts

    satchit : check out pyaaz.blogspot.com 😉 .. did that after your comment yesterday 🙂

    grafxgurl: yegjactly 🙂

  13. Aqua Avatar
    Aqua

    LOL! yr imagination is really fertile 🙂 and YAY on the blog ban being lifted 🙂

  14. Arunima Avatar
    Arunima

    wow!

    you surpass my imagination and expectation of the limitlessness of your creativity each time. 🙂

  15. GratisGab Avatar
    GratisGab

    LOL! What a wild imagination u have man!

  16. manuscrypts Avatar
    manuscrypts

    aqua: thx, and yay indeed 🙂

    arunima: *blush* * blush* thx, ab main kya bolu?

  17. manuscrypts Avatar
    manuscrypts

    gabby: 🙂

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