Month: April 2005

  • Child at heart

    That he was a special child, his parents knew from the start… and it was not just the usual feeling that all parents had for their children.. he was genuinely different because of his sheer talent for song and dance… and all who saw him perform knew he would have a great future..
    but he was raised like a normal child, not that his parents had much of a choice, because they barely made ends meet.. he had a horde of brothers, sisters and cousins, and they had many a gala family gathering..but in spite of all this his parents felt there was something really different about him..
    they didnt know whether it was his obsession to look different from his ilk… or his penchant forloneliness… not that he was a compulsive loner, for all though he had never had any girlfriends, he had a battalion of boyfriends who he shared a close bond with… he regularly brought them home, watched videos all night, played songs and generally did a whole lot of things his parents thought were just normal ‘boy stuff’…
    soon, he lived up to his relatives’ predictions and his song and dance made him an internationally acclaimed pop star… but that didnt stop his parents from worrying.. he became obsessed with his looks and his numerous antics regarding his looks made him the laughing stock among his peersand the general public.. and somewhere in between he had a broken marriage as well..but that was their least of their worries..
    he was still bringing boys home, and the things he did with them were not exactly ‘boy stuff’, even by his parents standards..he apparently didnt want to grow up, but that wasnt the only thing he had in common with Peter Pan… he had a ranch he called Neverland.. he brought kids there, played games with them, and when the stories got out, he landed in court…
    and gave a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘boys will be boys’….

    until next time, games that you play in childhood….

  • The final act

    He was happy for a lot of reasons, but two things primarily – one was that he had achieved whatever he had set out to do in life.. and the other was that the governing body had given the go ahead for his final act.. he had been sure he would get the approval while he had given the application, but then, governing bodies were a strange lot..
    the approval was a two stage process, the first step was a basic application indicating the profile of the person giving it.. the governing body would decide whether the person could still perform an active role in society, and if he/she could, try to convince the person to do it, but that was just a formality… the second step was when one had to give the time and procedure chosen..the authority would then notify the next of kin, and put up a notice seeking whether anyone had an objection ..the objection, if any, and the right of the person objecting would both be scrutinised by the authorities before giving the final approval.. again, this step was also a formality since the applicant would have already announced his decision to the people concerned (who could object)..
    a few days back, he had just gotten the final approval from the governing body for what was known as ‘euthanasia’.legal killing was what the critics called it.. but after decades of legal wrangling, the majority had voted for it… in fact, they even made a procedure for people who were not in a position to request it themselves… the majority considered it a part of the society maturing, but there were people who still believed that He should be allowed to do His work…
    but today was the day he had chosen for his final act… he had decided for it, when his wife had had a natural death a few years back and he had become alone, since their kids lived elsewhere and rarely had time for him.. stereotypical, he thought…
    he had just had dinner at his favourite restaurant, and was on his way to the hospital where he would get his final injection.. he was still thinking deeply about whether he had left anything incomplete, since there would be no coming back…and that was why he saw the truck too late… his last thoughts were, “so long as i die..”


    until next time, lets propose, and let Him dispose…

  • Bollywood Dictionary for Dummies

    actor: may land up in the couch for different reasons.
    actress: the driving force on the couch .
    blockbuster: a wonderful actress usually guarantees it .
    behind the scenes: careful, thats where the news agency guys are..
    climax: go on, pretend you dont know what that is .
    call sheet:given to the actress/filmmaker to know when they are supposed to arrive and where .
    camera: the filmmaker should always make sure there isnt one…
    anti climax: when theres a news agency involved in what would have been a climax..
    cartoon: thats what the filmmaker becomes if he gets caught .
    casting: what they do after the couch .
    casting couch: the couch used for casting .
    chemistry: what the actress is supposed to exhibit on the couch .
    costume: usually minimal .
    credits: should be given for a good performance .
    critic: they dont approve of the casting couch .
    cross over: change in position on the couch .
    cues: a good actress should always understand them .
    debut: the actress’ first couch experience .
    dialogue: the actress’ should be enticing, the filmmaker doesnt have any..
    director’s cut: when the filmmaker is a director.
    documentary: boring activity on the couch .
    double take: please see take .
    extras: only if the filmmaker insists. with good performances, they might be a threat to the actress.
    filmmaker: the guy to please on the couch, most often producer, but could also be director. actor, and yes, even villain .
    flashback: a feeling of deja vu for the filmmaker .
    flop:a non performer, but the actress to be blamed, never the filmmaker .
    frame: thats what the filmmaker claims when he gets caught .
    industry: a collection of filmmakers .
    in-the-can: the trip to the loo after the couch activity .
    lip sync: ideally the actress shouldnt, but refer take .
    make up: kiss before doing it .
    method acting: when the actress has done it before .
    miscast: the filmmaker’s excuse for a flop .
    overacting: usually happens when the actress is faking .
    plot: what the actress/news agency does to get the filmmaker on the couch .
    preview: foreplay before the couch. usually only for big fimmakers .
    release: refer climax .
    remake: a repeat performance, usually happens due to lack of subject/actress .
    screenplay: the activity on the couch .
    script: a nitty gritty version of the plot .
    slow motion: some filmmakers love doing it that way .
    story: every actress has one .
    take: you have to,if the filmmaker insists .
    word of mouth publicity: what a blockbuster gets .
    zoom: only deals with page 3 now, but would be interested in couch activities too..

    until next time, Koffee on the Kouch??