“Ooh, seventh anniversary coming up”, says I, my eyes straying over the dates.
No response.
“Seven year itch..”, I remind her.
“For now, you scratch my back and I, yours”
“Isn’t it more to do with affairs behind your back?”
“Easily solved if I scratch your eyes out first. I’ll promise to watch your back”
until next time, start from scratch?
PS. Back in a fortnight 🙂