Tag: New Year

  • A Great 2008

    Two thousand eight

    Might be just a date

    But its a good time to wonder if fate,

    Will drop these on our plate

    Mallya will force India to accept Alistair Perreira as a part of the Formula 1 team.
    Abhishek will sulk because his dad stole the limelight as the anti hero in Dhoom 3.
    Narayanamurthy will release his first music CD – his version of the national anthem
    Uma Bharti’s performance in the music video of the above will raise hackles.
    Saurav will finally retire, and automatically become the new coach.
    Chappell’s mail on the above will be put up for auction on eBay.
    Ram will be issued summons by the supreme court to appear in the Ram Sethu debate.
    Yash Raj will announce a reality show in Nepal starring Charles Shobhraj titled ‘Aaja Bachle’
    Prachi desai will sue Ekta Kapoor for spamming her mailbox with the message ‘Jhalak Dikhla ja’
    Tata’s one lakh car will turn out to be an autorickshaw with a spare tyre.
    Shivsena will burn theatres playing Rajni films, claiming that ‘Sivaji’ mis-portrays their hero.
    Hillary will star in Kill Bill 3 after the US’ first First Husband insists on using some first aide everyday.
    Australia will protest India’s complete dominance in Twenty 20.
    Prakash Karat will condemn India’s shift towards nuclear families.
    Pervez Musharaff will blame Hindustan Lever now that everyone has seen through the Qaeda smokescreen.
    Yuvraj will have a personal cheerleading squad in all matches with Deepika Padukone leading it.
    Narendra Modi will encourage internet usage and specifically RSS feeds, but ban pizzas, Ferrari and Sunfeast Pasta.
    Emergency will be declared after Pratibha Patil tries to do a Musharaff in India.
    West Bengal government will offer Taslima a plot in Nandigram.
    Yana Gupta’s marriage to the common man will mean she serves beer in Deccan.
    Employee appreciation will grow faster than rupee appreciation
    Abhishek will continue sulking because Ash named the baby Salim.
    Richard Gere and Rakhi Sawant will star in Ekta Kapoor’s first Hollywood venture, Kkissmat – The Forbidden Kiss.

    until next time, that makes a manuscrypts happy new year 🙂

    PS. If you liked that, check out 2007, 2006, 2005.

  • Wishlist

    Here’s a look at the hopes for this year
    Abdul Kalam will shrug off his ‘chikunguniya’ stoop and insist on having the same powers as Musharaf.
    Parents in India will be scandalised when K Jo runs out of relationships and makes an incest movie with the tagline ‘Its all about loving your parents’
    Paris Hilton and Britney Spears will get married and their honeymoon video will get leaked
    You Tube’s $1.65 billion deal will get eclipsed by Google’s offer for this blog 😀
    Narayanamurthy will offer to give me 1% of Infy’s profits
    Emraan Hashmi will kiss Aishwarya and end up marrying her too, after Abhishek refuses
    West Indies will re-enact the 1983 world cup final this year too.
    Yana Gupta will become the brand ambassador for the railways and give a free jhatka with every matka
    Exchange indices will get doubled
    Amitabh Bachchan will get sued for endorsing competing brands
    Ram Gopal Varma will end his Darna series with Darna Bekaar Hain, after realisation dawns
    until next time, have a great 2007
    PS: Check out 2005, 2006