Just another normal, working day. but in a building that was arguably the most dynamic in the world, which made everyday more than normal and boring. he worked in one small office in one small floor of the huge building complex. a small but exciting office, in an exciting building…only he didnt feel the excitement at all, he believed he would have felt the same way in any other building. pushing papers in administration and housekeeping couldn’t be exciting -period!!
he walked in and found there were a lot of earlybirds today too… some meeting happening, he could tell, from all the smoke around…. the smoke had nothing to do with the thinking, more to do with the cigarettes. he had warned them at least a million times not to smoke in the general area of the office, but that only made him, in their own words, “the butt end of all the jokes, no pun intended”, ha ha!!
he told them to take their meeting to the meeting room, which was met with a lot of protest..but he was firm and finally had his way.he busied himself with his work, thankful that their meetings were now happening elsewhere.
suddenly he heard a muffled knock from the meeting room. first he thought someone was playing a prank, but as it became more frequent, he decided to go and check it out.as he neared the meeting hall, he could see a lot of smoke coming from under the door. he tried to open the door, but it seemed to be locked. as he was standing confused, he distinctly heard a shout for help. without thinking further, he kicked the door open, and immediately felt the heat.damn smokers, he thought… he quickly got the fire extinguisher and successfully dealt with the flames.. but then he noticed that a few of the personnel had lost consciousness and some were in shock…
and to think that he considered his job had no chance of excitement. but perhaps this was the only exciting thing that would ever happen to him here, he mused as he dialled the emergency number – 911…..
far away, a bearded, turbaned man, was watching the same building on a small screen… he paused as though he had decided, smiled and made a small note – WTC, 9/11 ….
until next time, keep building some excitement
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Shock and Awwww!!
The cold war was over long ago, but being the dominant country had its own set of disadvantages, chief among which was being the primary target for all the terrorist organisations that wanted to make a bold statement.And being the head of such a country, especially when the world considered your iQ results negative, was definitely not the high that many people could live with. but whoosh (the name had come from the hot air currents that were said to be forever blowing inside his head) did, twice over,and was extremely proud of it.and today he would get one more chance to prove his might, whoosh thought, as he was being driven to the bentagun (the name had come from the physical prowess of the personnel) hq.
for tonight, he had received the news that bentagun had located the person whom many had considered would be his nemesis – pin laden (the name had come from the enormous amount of grenade and other explosions he had master-minded).for having badly hurt his country’s pride, whoosh had chased p-l to distant lands, but p-l had been elusive and escaped capture. in fact p-l had pissed him off so much, that whoosh didnt even want to capture him alive, like he had captured another mortal enemy of his – sodamn insane. (the name because of his crazy antics) he wanted to blast pin-laden from the face of the earth. thus were his thoughts as he entered the room…
the room, which had all the necessary buttons to blast the earth off itself, if the earth were ever a threat to his country.
“have you confirmed his location?”, asked whoosh, as soon as he entered.
“3.4 NORTH 95.7 EAST”, answered the nervous aide.
“sir, there is a possibility of some collateral damage, could we discuss…”, squeaked another.
“i dont care, so long as i can nuke that b****** , and we can discuss all that after i press this” said whoosh
so saying, he pressed the button, that could annhilate a small country.
“show it to me on the screen, quick”, shouted whoosh
the aide, still nervous, pressed a button, and the image of a tranquil ocean appeared on the screen.
“thats my pool, show me the region of impact”, said whoosh
“er, thats the indian ocean, sir, and that is the region of impact”
“what!!”, exclaimed whoosh
” p-l was hidden in an underwater lair, you will see the impact on the surface soon, sir”
“ah, i see, he must be history by now… i can see the impact now.. wow, thats a gigantic wave”
“er, yes sir, thats the collateral damage we warned you about”
“a few fish, thats what was bugging you?.. all i’ll say is that there must be some lucky surfer around”, laughed whoosh.
“not exactly sir…..once the wave reaches the coastline..”
” it would have become so small that it would be insignificant, ha”
“thats not exactly the way it works, sir….”, tried the aide.
“oh hush, stop ruining my great moment…..”
the aide gave up.until next time, this is just a story, so dont be shocked or awed!!
