Category: @tempting humour

  • Sex Scam

    Up down, up down,
    faster faster, unstoppable,
    like a raging bull
    slowing only for bear hugs
    up down, peaking
    and plunge….
    having sensex !!

    until next time, if you have a share, now’s the time to take stock 🙂

  • The price of fear

    1989… Rs.15… Bees Saal Baad
    2006… Rs.170… Darna Zaroori Hain

    until next time, there’s a reason to be afraid

  • See D !!!

    D and i wanted to see Zinda.. and being pirate friendly, had been asking the CD guy for a copy..but every weekend we asked, he had already given it to someone else, inspite of us asking him to keep it for us…and so the general conversation with the CD guy was
    D: Zinda hain?
    CD guy: nahi madam
    and after this ritual for 3 weekends, i really couldnt blame D when this conversation happened,
    D: Zinda hain?
    CD guy: nahi madam
    D: Home Delivery hain?
    CD guy: haan madam (and takes the VCD out for her)
    D: yeh nahi, hum paas main hi rehte hain, jab zinda hoga to home delivery kar dena..
    naah, i told her, but she didnt do it, it would have been fun.. 🙂
    until next time, zinda hoon main …

  • The Search

    It was towards the weekend that i realised that a lot of it was lost. i cant remember the single moment of realisation, but i have a feeling it was subconsciously being lost all the while, yet the extent was not so large as to trigger the alarm…
    And so i started searching for it… i used it both at office and home, actually everywhere, but since i couldnt search everywhere, the search was broadly categorised into home and office..i figured it was the office because i was careful about its usage at home, what with the wife keeping a close watch and all.. i asked my colleagues, who while promising help, didnt have too much of an idea on what could be done…i even spoke to my boss and said that this was aserious matter, that he should take it up at some forum, and that i would have some of my attention on it so i dont lose it further…
    i checked all the drawers and the cupboards, the loo and even the comp, since it was also in the usage domain – excel, word, the internet.. all the while i was getting clues, but nothing concrete..and then, slowly but surely the realisation dawned on me that it was being lost everywhere- all the places mentioned above and more.. and i also realised that it was being lost even as i searched for it – Time….
    until next time, you think Google can help?
    The trigger was a comment on one of the egroups i am a part of..

  • The Brain

    Some favor the left side and some favor the right…
    I, for one,hate taking sides..
    on a side note, can intellectual property be called virtual estate??

    until next time, posticide 🙂