Category: @tempting humour

  • Item Bomb

    Rakhi Sawant created a stir of sorts by announcing that she would be championing the cause of freedom of expression after the recent site banning controversy. When asked whether this was just another publicity stunt, she had this to say,
    “Ever since Aamir took up the Narmada cause, i have been looking for issues to raise. It is only now that i have got something meaty enough to hold my attention. It is not my intention to blow anything out of proportion, but some things need to be done to lift the morale of the poor bloggers who have been affected. In any case i dont have any realeases planned soon, so why would i want any cheap publicity? “
    When asked how she was qualified to tackle such a relatively geeky issue like blogs, she responded thus,
    “It has nothing to do with technology. It is the principle of the whole thing. I have been avictim of the authorities curtailing my freedom of expression, whether its on screen or on stage. And so i feel i am well qualified to do these kind of exposes before the public.”
    When asked whether she knew common blogger concepts like RSS feeds, she quickly shot back,
    “Of course, they are one of the principal reasons why i am supporting the cause. It was the same guys who were feeding the media during my stage show which caused so much of a controversy. They should stick to politics and not do moral policing.”
    She terminated the interview abruptly when a reporter asked whether she preferred Type Pad,
    “This is the problem with media people. You give them some freedom, and they start asking you personal questions. It is none of your business what……”

    until next time, only item, no bomb!!
    Disclaimer: This work is just a product of the author’s imagination.
  • Main shaayar to nahi…

    magar jabse maine padha isko, mujhko shaayari thodi si aa gayi!!

    and so

    agar blog ke ban ne kiya hai aapko pareshaan,
    to thoda PK blog karo, sab ho jayega aasaan!!

    until next time, eat, drink and blog…

  • Going Bananas

    Over at Sony TV, they are starting a new serial based on a banana – since it is in Hindi, they are calling it Akela..
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    It was one of those Mini Super Sundays again, when the World Cup was happening, and there was cricket and there was Formula 1. The interesting point is that in all of these, there are 22 players on the field/track.. it was one of those times, when the viewer experiences a Catch 22 situation, literally..
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    I loved this on a T Shirt – “Brokeback Mountain – Do the Dude”.. Loved it in a purely creative sense…
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    So, who really is the man of steel now – this guy or this ?
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    Condoleezza Rice has said that “And I’m gender-neutral, although obviously I like to see women in any position” .. hmm, interesting.. of course she was speaking about the UN secretary general position 🙂
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    They call this game Text Twist now, but long long before, almost two decades ago, we used to have it as a competition in inter school fests… a lot of times i used to come out
    tops
    pots
    opts
    spot
    stop
    post

    until next time, yup, its one of those posts 😉
  • HR Practices

    Yup, they’re the talk of the town now… everyone’s discussing them in the real world, and i’ve seen at least 5 blogs which talk about it in detail… am still wondering what exactly is it that makes people hate HR so much, but makes sure that his record sales are still setting records… now, wait a second, before we create any further confusion, let me set the record straight… this has nothing to do with the personnel policies of companies, its more to do with the personal quirks of him, who makes you go ‘resham, miya please stop!!’..
    so what exactly is it – the trademark cap or the ‘I support facial hair’ look or the noice (nose+voice).. that gets on so many people’s nerves? from the guys in ‘The great Indian Comedy Show’ who did a spoof by removing the cap and showing a bald head to guys all around who exhibit hitherto unknown violent tendencies, they are either making fun of him or want to cut his throat/nose…until sometime back, he was a national treasure, now he faces national censure..
    the initial songs, specially the ones featuring the serial kisser were extremely popular, in their original version, as well as the club remixes… i see a pattern with what happened to sonu nigam…all was going good with him too, until he started making appearances in his album videos,his popularity reached an abyssmal low, before (i think) he got the message… wonder if HR will understand that the public are singing ‘jhalak mat dikhlana’, and restrict himself to providing just the music…
    until next time, sayonee, if you are reading this, he loves you more than junoon..he really does..
    P.S: small update in previous bits…;)
  • Tit Bits

    According to an article in Vijay Times, bangalore (yup, you got that right.. and no, the newspaper boy dropped it on a day by mistake), 58.8% of bloggers worldwide are in the age group 13-19… and 68% of bloggers are women…oh, to be a rarity 🙂
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    I loved this one, “If you always have to think out of the box, maybe there’s a problem with the box”
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    After the weekend’s incident with Mika, Rakhi Sawant has been approached by some publisher to write a book tentatively titled ‘How Rakhi Sawant got kissed, got wild….’….. Daler Mehndi, Mika’s brother, has said that this is absolutely not part of Indian culture unlike human trafficking, which of course, is one of the cornerstones around which Indian culture is built…
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    A fairly simple Google alert with the keyword ‘books’ returns such inane stuff as ‘Spice Jet books over xyz tickets in special offer’… and therefore, i hope the title of this particular post does not land me in the search results for adult sites providing graphic information and entertainment (to some), based on certain parts of the female anatomy…
    until next time, how lazy can a post be.. 🙂