Category: @tempting humour

  • The Original Axe Effect

    until next time, lazy weekend effect 🙂

  • A dirty 55

    She was arguably beautiful, but inarguably sexy, and difficult. She had many suitors. Just before announcing her decision, she said ‘I know it’s hard for the others, but I’ve decided”
    A suitor, perhaps to console himself, whispered, “Actually, whoever gets her is sure to have a hard time”
    Another replied, looking down, “Yeah, lucky bugger”
    until next time, hard to get?

  • This language, i say !!

    Some of us like fast cars, and some of us like

    Fast Women

    until next time, slow and steady

  • Wishlist

    Here’s a look at the hopes for this year
    Abdul Kalam will shrug off his ‘chikunguniya’ stoop and insist on having the same powers as Musharaf.
    Parents in India will be scandalised when K Jo runs out of relationships and makes an incest movie with the tagline ‘Its all about loving your parents’
    Paris Hilton and Britney Spears will get married and their honeymoon video will get leaked
    You Tube’s $1.65 billion deal will get eclipsed by Google’s offer for this blog 😀
    Narayanamurthy will offer to give me 1% of Infy’s profits
    Emraan Hashmi will kiss Aishwarya and end up marrying her too, after Abhishek refuses
    West Indies will re-enact the 1983 world cup final this year too.
    Yana Gupta will become the brand ambassador for the railways and give a free jhatka with every matka
    Exchange indices will get doubled
    Amitabh Bachchan will get sued for endorsing competing brands
    Ram Gopal Varma will end his Darna series with Darna Bekaar Hain, after realisation dawns
    until next time, have a great 2007
    PS: Check out 2005, 2006

  • Deconstruction

    ” I am a self made man”
    ” Er, does that mean you are a mo**erfu**er?”
    until next time, never mix procreation and philosophy