Category: @tempting humour

  • How green was my valley

    The old Bangaloreans, whenever i meet any of them, have a common complaint.. that there used to be a lot of greenery in Bangalore until a few years back, and now there is a distinct lack of it, thanks to bangalore becoming a tech hub, and the mass influx..
    i beg to differ though, i think the greenery has just changed its form, these days i see it in mainly two forms – one, as dollars flowing in due to the technopolis tag, and two, the look on my face wheni see the techies spending it 😉

    until next time, matter has multiple personalities 🙂

  • Bollywood Capers

    After this, i guess the most aptly titled movie would be this. (I See You, starring Arjun Rampal). Never before would the producers of a movie been more aware of the consequences of their venture. After the movie, the brave souls who tried to sit through the movie ended up exactly where the makers had anticipated – ICU.
    Someone even made a movie (with him as hero) based on his ability to act, again aptly titled Asambhav !!
    At least after Don, he should have realised that there is a reason why his parents, in their infinite wisdom, had named him Arjun Rampal. Stick to the bloody ramp !!
    until next time, still reeling?

  • Eye of the Beholder

    Me: D is going to the eye doctor today
    Alec Smart: Hmm, i can see why. But you’ve been married for almost 4 years now. Isnt it a bit of a late reaction?
    until next time, eye for an eye, i say 😉

  • Random Excerpts from Very Interesting Experiences this Week

    Soap Opera
    Can i get one Cinthol soap please – no, since the powers that be have decided that to be totally cleansed, i need not one, not two, not three, but four cinthols – ‘not to be sold separately’.. haha, other soaps? go on, all for one, one for all, thats how it goes…
    ****
    Dhoom
    Went to GK Vale to get D’s photo taken, and since there wasnt a ‘ek lo ek muft lo’ offer, i sat and watched someone play a motor racing game on an xbox console there.. and i have to hand it to the Bangalore Police.. as soon as the guy crossed the speed limit, two cops came in…. nah, just coincidence, come on, its Bangalore police we are talking about remember?
    ****
    Masala-e-ishq
    (careful, spoilers ahead)
    eh? yeah, i meant salaam-e-ishq, watch out for-
    the relay- first john abraham runs, then anil kapoor runs, followed by john abraham again (he incidentally prefers to run between towns) and then akshaye khanna.. the only thing that stops running once in a while is govinda’s taxi..
    the brits being beat at their own game – after sue in RDB, stephanie tries to massacre hindi by speaking hindi in her british accent… but our very own salman saves the day and beats her to it by speaking hindi in a US accent…
    Tear jerker- As the rhyme goes, Johnny Johnny, yes papa…. kiss the girls and make them cry.. yup, Thats what John Abraham does, makes poor Vidya Balan cry and then drinks her tears.. Poor Vidya Balan desperately needs hits and it shows, as she gets hit on by John, and then Akshay’s car.. she didnt want to take chances and tried to get hit on a train, and unfortunately succeeds, thereby losing her mammaries (sorry sorry, but i suddenly remembered a dilli friend who used to pronounce it that way)…:)
    spoilers? yeah these were only the things that spoiled the movie, else all okay 😉

    until next time, wanna tear me apart? 😀

  • Bade Bhaiya

    Is what i wanted to write about
    But after all this, i am left in no doubt
    That all that i would’ve said
    Would sound a bit jaded

    But though it places me in a quandary
    I have to admit, I am racist, i love ferrari
    And in between all the stunts for publicity
    lemme not forget to say ‘Happy Republicity’ 🙂

    until next time, can it get verse?