Category: @tempting humour

  • Incorrigible

    when we walk into the store with a sign that says Flat-Discount-50% and ask to see the flat…

    until next time, did that fall flat? 🙂

  • Whats coming out of the…..

    I admit that i prefer Western closets to Indian ones.. Is that racist?

    until next time, just some loos talk 😉

  • Crib

    Twenty nine years back, they had to buy me one
    These days, i make my own 🙂
    until next time, why is no one wishing me ?!

  • A part meant

    As part of the hunt for our next residence, D and I have been visiting several apartments in various locations, sometimes even getting ambitious and looking at ones in the vicinity of MG Road, and have had some ridiculous figures thrown at us.
    On one such occasion, in a particularly plush place, the conversation went thus
    Us: so how much are you expecting to get for this?
    He: 65,000 per month
    Us: Can we do part payment. As in, do you have an emi option?
    Until next time, ghar ghar ki kahani

  • Star Track

    Lights, camera, action……cut. Thats exactly what happened to the poor fed-ex. After she got too stressed with the lights, and had had enough of the paparazzzi cameras following her, she decided to take some action,and went in for a cut, without knowing that a Rajnikant would happen to her… Bald and the beautiful, i say!!

    Speaking of hair, the guy whose career did a 180 after the haircut, is now lying in a hospital bed, after collapsing during a stage show rehearsal. Reminds me of a song in one of his old hairy films- “lagi, lagi hain yeh dil ki lagi”…

    The heroine of that particular film is now all set to play Sita in Raj Kumar Santoshi’s epic project, with her real life husband playing Ramkara,er, Ram. Since i think it would have been better to have a nysa looking ram and sita, and since i dont particularly like either of them, all i shall say is Fool aur Kaante..


    until next time, yup, lazy kiya re!!