Category: @tempting humour

  • Thinking Big

    Not that he needed a chewing gum brand, but it was all in the name. It made sense since he was getting a huge brand ambassador. It wasn’t a big task considering the friendship and his friend’s endorsement appetite. Big Adda, Big Flicks, Big Music, Big FM, Big Babol. Brand Ambassador – Big B. Sounded right.
    until next time, not a big deal?

  • Insectuous relationships – 55

    These days, there’s tremendous amount of sexual activity happening in our house. I confess, I do not spend a lot of time thinking about it, but D does and she is extremely unhappy about it. After all, she’s the one who has to deal with the increasing number of cockroaches and lizards in the house.
    until next time, did that bug you? 😀

  • Mind Games – 55

    He didn’t mind the rain. It meant that the idiots who paid lots of peachish Gandhis got to see only 50%. He wasn’t much into the mass sport now, 20-20 win notwithstanding. He’d get up early tomorrow to watch the F1 race. He did, and saw a track beset by rain. His expression was priceless.
    until next time, are Suzuka and Bangalore cosmic twin cities?

  • Nude Ellie

    That was the status message on my Google Talk for a couple of days last week… A lot of guys who dont bother saying a hi when i have a normal green button insisted on saying one when i had this custom message with a red button… It happened to elicit a lot of responses ranging from numbers associated with Ellie – her vital stats and her mobile number to social questions – whether i could do a quick introduction.
    Now, it was the first time in 14 years that i was seeing this subject of extreme curiosity and i must say i was pleasantly surprised. Cleaner, calmer and most definitely hot, changed my perspective completely. And thanks to this reacquainting, i also got to meet two people who i have known only virtually. While i spent only a few minutes with N, since we were both on working time, i had dinner at J’s place. While i exhibited my usual atrocious sense of humour and other anti social skills, she really couldnt kick me out, since she had a plastered foot.
    But, i digress, this is about nude ellie, only Shobha cracked it, and the most heartfelt response i got was one i got on facebook was this
    (reacting to the status – Manu is exploring Nude Ellie)
    He: I want to explore nude ellie too.
    Me: All major carriers have flights from Mum-bai to Nude Ellie
    He: Manu, you are terrible

    until next time, have you met Erica ? 😉

  • Fictionary

    The uneasy feeling you get when your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend peers at a person of your gender in an appreciative manner – Peer Pressure
    until next time, peerless? 😉