Category: @tempting humour

  • Depression

    There’s a sticker that adorns the vehicle of those working in the fourth estate. It helps open gates that’d otherwise be stubbornly closed, and instills a sense of wariness among those who cross its path. But its quite bemusing when another vehicle crashes into it and the driver says, ‘Oops, did I press too hard?’

    until next time, pressing matters 🙂

  • Colorful

    The argument was about how the brand was aptly named, because the tee now sported an amalgamation of the red and blue, which, before the wash, had refused to socialize with each other, and the white that surrounded them. But the store sales guys were nice and exchanged the tee. So there went the argument.

    until next time, maybe next time

  • Mindgames

    They played with each other, taunting, challenging, and trying to outdo each other. It was exciting, and though it wasn’t the first time, they never got bored. It really didn’t matter who came first, and who came second, the fun was in playing, not in the result. Scrabble, a game, a form of textual intercourse.

    until next time, double word, double meaning 🙂

  • A Great 2008

    Two thousand eight

    Might be just a date

    But its a good time to wonder if fate,

    Will drop these on our plate

    Mallya will force India to accept Alistair Perreira as a part of the Formula 1 team.
    Abhishek will sulk because his dad stole the limelight as the anti hero in Dhoom 3.
    Narayanamurthy will release his first music CD – his version of the national anthem
    Uma Bharti’s performance in the music video of the above will raise hackles.
    Saurav will finally retire, and automatically become the new coach.
    Chappell’s mail on the above will be put up for auction on eBay.
    Ram will be issued summons by the supreme court to appear in the Ram Sethu debate.
    Yash Raj will announce a reality show in Nepal starring Charles Shobhraj titled ‘Aaja Bachle’
    Prachi desai will sue Ekta Kapoor for spamming her mailbox with the message ‘Jhalak Dikhla ja’
    Tata’s one lakh car will turn out to be an autorickshaw with a spare tyre.
    Shivsena will burn theatres playing Rajni films, claiming that ‘Sivaji’ mis-portrays their hero.
    Hillary will star in Kill Bill 3 after the US’ first First Husband insists on using some first aide everyday.
    Australia will protest India’s complete dominance in Twenty 20.
    Prakash Karat will condemn India’s shift towards nuclear families.
    Pervez Musharaff will blame Hindustan Lever now that everyone has seen through the Qaeda smokescreen.
    Yuvraj will have a personal cheerleading squad in all matches with Deepika Padukone leading it.
    Narendra Modi will encourage internet usage and specifically RSS feeds, but ban pizzas, Ferrari and Sunfeast Pasta.
    Emergency will be declared after Pratibha Patil tries to do a Musharaff in India.
    West Bengal government will offer Taslima a plot in Nandigram.
    Yana Gupta’s marriage to the common man will mean she serves beer in Deccan.
    Employee appreciation will grow faster than rupee appreciation
    Abhishek will continue sulking because Ash named the baby Salim.
    Richard Gere and Rakhi Sawant will star in Ekta Kapoor’s first Hollywood venture, Kkissmat – The Forbidden Kiss.

    until next time, that makes a manuscrypts happy new year 🙂

    PS. If you liked that, check out 2007, 2006, 2005.

  • Bummer

    Those of you familiar with my retail adventures would know I’m getting perilously close to being scarred for life, courtesy those shopping expeditions with D. It was only my timely inaction that helped me come through the latest one, when a PYT near me told the salesperson, ‘Hi, I’d like to see a dark bottom’
    until next time, know when to butt in