Author: manuscrypts

  • Echoes

    2002
    Them: Coming for the concert?
    Me: Nah,not a Floyd fan
    Them: Comfortably Dumb, huh?
    2007
    He: Finally figured out what Floyd is – Nursery rhymes for adults
    Me: Is that a momentary lapse of reason?
    He: Nope, the final cut
    Me: I’m lost for words
    until next time, keep talking 🙂

  • A part meant

    As part of the hunt for our next residence, D and I have been visiting several apartments in various locations, sometimes even getting ambitious and looking at ones in the vicinity of MG Road, and have had some ridiculous figures thrown at us.
    On one such occasion, in a particularly plush place, the conversation went thus
    Us: so how much are you expecting to get for this?
    He: 65,000 per month
    Us: Can we do part payment. As in, do you have an emi option?
    Until next time, ghar ghar ki kahani

  • Of Carrots

    I’m always amazed at the sudden increase in the value of an employee as soon as he informs those above of his intention to leave. Thats around the time when the higher ups suddenly think about increasing his portfolio (if he is leaving out of sheer boredom) or removing stuff from his plate (if he is leaving because he is overworked)… Whichever way it is, the employee is suddenly flooded with stuff that is supposed to entice him to stay…
    And then, unless it was a well planned effort by the employee to force his superiors to improve his condition, it goes this way that, in response to all the halwas, the employee says,
    “mujhe gajar pasand nahi hai”
    until next time, Hari Sadu, H for Hitler, A for Arrogant…. 🙂

  • Faster, honey, faster….

    Is that what its come to now…. love, that is? the romantics are an endangered species… gone are the days of roses and chocolates and the slow romance. from what i see around, its gone faster and faster and faster until its now come down to speed dating…
    no, i dont want to do a moral policing act here, wouldnt do good to sound like a prude and tarnish the otherwise hep nature of this blog…hehe.. so let me just write about it… I thought that it was merely a Valentine Day phenomenon, or in the case of the next weekend, a hangover, but apparently not.. because i have been informed of at least 3 separate events happening over this weekend and the next, and whats more, these are sponsored by brands ranging from chewing gum to fashion brands…
    Since i havent been attending any, i’m guessing the agenda based on what i have seen in movies, and heard from others.. rows of guys/girls sitting in a fashion similar to their regular office cubicle existence and getting around 10-15 minutes with someone from the opposite gender before he/she moves on to the next… me thinks thats exactlywhat is needed after the pressures of a ‘perform or perish’ existence at work… but i guess to each their own…
    You think they have the speed daters have a customised lingo of sorts? like say, “Take off your clothes” means remove your inhibitions an be open
    “Don’t worry, i have protection” means that the person is well settled in life, has a good bank balance and is insured etc
    But like i said, to each their own, for there might be people having fun when their partner at speed dating reacts to their attempts to make an impression by looking at the watch and saying, “faster, honey, faster, if you do it well, i just might come with you !! “
    until next time, that title was a fast one 🙂

  • Star Track

    Lights, camera, action……cut. Thats exactly what happened to the poor fed-ex. After she got too stressed with the lights, and had had enough of the paparazzzi cameras following her, she decided to take some action,and went in for a cut, without knowing that a Rajnikant would happen to her… Bald and the beautiful, i say!!

    Speaking of hair, the guy whose career did a 180 after the haircut, is now lying in a hospital bed, after collapsing during a stage show rehearsal. Reminds me of a song in one of his old hairy films- “lagi, lagi hain yeh dil ki lagi”…

    The heroine of that particular film is now all set to play Sita in Raj Kumar Santoshi’s epic project, with her real life husband playing Ramkara,er, Ram. Since i think it would have been better to have a nysa looking ram and sita, and since i dont particularly like either of them, all i shall say is Fool aur Kaante..


    until next time, yup, lazy kiya re!!