A dirty 55

She was arguably beautiful, but inarguably sexy, and difficult. She had many suitors. Just before announcing her decision, she said ‘I know it’s hard for the others, but I’ve decided” A suitor, perhaps to console himself, whispered, “Actually, whoever gets her is sure to have a hard time” Another replied, looking down, “Yeah, lucky bugger” […]

Walk of Life

What perhaps distinguishes our species from others is the straight backed walk we have… the only things that come close are the other primates.. even from a human growth point of view, parents are always waiting for the baby to stop ‘toddling’ and walk… In today’s cubicle to couch existence, there is very little walking […]

Wishlist

Here’s a look at the hopes for this year Abdul Kalam will shrug off his ‘chikunguniya’ stoop and insist on having the same powers as Musharaf. Parents in India will be scandalised when K Jo runs out of relationships and makes an incest movie with the tagline ‘Its all about loving your parents’ Paris Hilton […]