Month: January 2007

  • A dirty 55

    She was arguably beautiful, but inarguably sexy, and difficult. She had many suitors. Just before announcing her decision, she said ‘I know it’s hard for the others, but I’ve decided”
    A suitor, perhaps to console himself, whispered, “Actually, whoever gets her is sure to have a hard time”
    Another replied, looking down, “Yeah, lucky bugger”
    until next time, hard to get?
  • Walk of Life

    What perhaps distinguishes our species from others is the straight backed walk we have… the only things that come close are the other primates.. even from a human growth point of view, parents are always waiting for the baby to stop ‘toddling’ and walk…
    In today’s cubicle to couch existence, there is very little walking we do.. no, moving between cubicles or climbing stairs is not the kind of walk i am talking of… a couple of kilometres of walk was more the kind i had in mind…i have always liked walking, but usually never find the time.. yup, my natural laziness does its bit too :).. and so when i do get the chance, and find that i had a lil time to spare, i go ahead.. and walk..
    almost a year back, when we shifted house, i had a chance… its amazing how you can ride along the same roads for 3 years, and still notice things only when you walk… the little bylanes, small shops, and most importantly people.. almost at the end of the walk, i saw the flyover… another symbol of bangalore’s development and human progress in general… it had a sign that said a lot about our existence – no walking on the flyover..
    last week, when i went to kerala, i wanted to take another walk, in time and by foot, through the roads of the city i grew up in… i could do it only in part, and therefore didnt get to see how much it had changed… maybe its good in a way, i wouldnt have wanted to see how much i had changed..
    until next time, keep walking
  • This language, i say !!

    Some of us like fast cars, and some of us like

    Fast Women

    until next time, slow and steady

  • Wishlist

    Here’s a look at the hopes for this year
    Abdul Kalam will shrug off his ‘chikunguniya’ stoop and insist on having the same powers as Musharaf.
    Parents in India will be scandalised when K Jo runs out of relationships and makes an incest movie with the tagline ‘Its all about loving your parents’
    Paris Hilton and Britney Spears will get married and their honeymoon video will get leaked
    You Tube’s $1.65 billion deal will get eclipsed by Google’s offer for this blog 😀
    Narayanamurthy will offer to give me 1% of Infy’s profits
    Emraan Hashmi will kiss Aishwarya and end up marrying her too, after Abhishek refuses
    West Indies will re-enact the 1983 world cup final this year too.
    Yana Gupta will become the brand ambassador for the railways and give a free jhatka with every matka
    Exchange indices will get doubled
    Amitabh Bachchan will get sued for endorsing competing brands
    Ram Gopal Varma will end his Darna series with Darna Bekaar Hain, after realisation dawns
    until next time, have a great 2007
    PS: Check out 2005, 2006