Who would have thought that i’d be writing a post on the Chinese president’s visit to India, but all the possibilities below,and the ones that you’d come up with encouraged me to write this Who’s Hu post!! Of course some sceptics would call it chinese torture..
One fine morning, Manmohan Singh wakes up to the ringing of his doorbell. He opens the door and is shocked to hear a smiling Oriental sing
‘Jaanam dekh lo, mit gayee dooriyan,
Main yahaan, Hu yahaan, Hu yahaan, Hu yahaan’
and so the conversation starts
He: Who are you?
Hu: I am the president of China
Hu: I am the president of China
He: No, Hu is the president of China
Hu: I am Hu
He: Thats what I have been asking! who are you?
after a while, once the identity issues have been cleared
He: Who says Arunachal Pradesh belongs to China?
Hu: Yes, Hu says Arunachal Pradesh belongs to China.
He: I am glad you agree, but who can resolve this?
Hu: Yes, Hu can resolve this.
For now, i shall stop this line of thought, and let you guys add on, and draw your attention to all the other possibilities..
Jackie Chan suing Hu for the title of his autobiography ‘Hu am I’…
Pepsi bringing back the campaign ‘Hu Ha India, Aaya India’
Maruti Esteem launching in China with the line ‘Hu’s big car is this?’
okay okay, dont create a hullabaloo now..
until next time, who wants to add on?
