Year: 2006

  • The war

    is on, on a weekend, when to my unspoken words of “Aaj mere paas TV hain, music system hain, computer hain, fridge hain..tumhare paas kya hain?”
    the unspoken answer from the electricity board is “mere paas bijli hain”

    until next time, absolute power…

  • Some Threesome facts

    It aint often that an austere soul tags you, so let me oblige 🙂

    3 Things that scare me: Alzheimers, some of my previous posts, what did i say last?
    3 People who make me laugh: Ram Gopal Varma, All The Simpsons, Bill Watterson
    3 Things I love: Music, Fiction, D (not the company, just her company)
    3 Things I hate: Most vegetables, Most work, pretentiousness (of course i know the meaning without looking it up)
    3 Things I don’t understand: Himesh Reshammiya’s popularity, poetry (but Cherie, i will, one day!!), why we have to work for a living
    3 Things on my desk: Clutter, a hot Channel V VJ(oh, okay, its only a calendar), theres clutter, remember? i cant see anything more!!
    3 Things I’m doing right now: typing ‘3 things’, listening to music, no, i cant tell you THAT!!
    3 Things I want to do before I die: Create something immortal, Travel in time, Solve the Who?What?Why? questions
    3 Things I can do: read, dig my nose in public, complete a tag
    3 Things I can’t do: Be social for the sake of it, have less sleep, tell you the third thing
    3 Things you should listen to: good music, voices in your head (no, you dont need treatment), wife’s opinions (your own wife’s!!)
    3 Things you should never listen to: Loudspeakers at close range, instructions in Fwd mails (does not include ones from the boss), my advice
    3 Things I’d like to learn: Sneeze with my eyes open, turn my head 360 degrees, fly without wings
    3 Favorite foods: Chocolate (dessert forms. oh, okay we also accept other forms),Chicken ,Bheja fry (usually D’s)
    3 Beverages I drink regularly: Water, Tea, Gatorade (how the hell was i supposed to know its a sports drink & regulary because i had to finish the damn bottle)
    3 Shows I watched as a kid: Spiderman on Sunday, Star Trek, Desperate Housewives (hey, i’m still a kid)
    until next time, who wants to do the threesome? 😀

  • Deconstruction

    ” I am a self made man”
    ” Er, does that mean you are a mo**erfu**er?”
    until next time, never mix procreation and philosophy

  • What Actually Happened

    Dravid: We lost, again
    Chappell: The way you played, that was expected
    Dravid: But you are supposed to be the coach, arent you?
    Chappell: Exactly, i cant play the match for you, can I?
    Dravid: Thank God, it might have been worse
    Chappell: Careful mate, i am not paid to listen to this trash
    Dravid: Oh yeah, try this then

    Dravid’s scream was echoed by the next day’s papers, whose headlines screamed
    “Dravid out of ODI series following injury … An avulsion fracture on the middle finger of his right hand has ruled Rahul Dravid out of the rest of the …”
    until next time, cracks in the wall..

  • Saamne yeh kaun aaya, dil main hui hulchul

    Every major city in the world has seen this as part of its lifecycle, a large number of people flowing into a city because of its potential to grow and accomodate.. and not just accomodate, but create chances and opportunities for the people who flow in… Bangalore is in such a state now..
    Some of these people justify their decisions totally, and equal the heights to which the city grows.. i dont have a problem with them.
    Some of them just about manage to hold their own, living in an unfeeling, ambivalent way, i dont have a problem with them either.
    The worst cases are those who fail to even hold on, and end up not even having a chance, idont have a problem with them at all..
    And then there are some from within the last set, who, in their state of despair, choose to end their existence..i dont have a problem with that too..
    i have a problem with those who choose to do the above in front of my kinetic honda, every day!! it has come to a point where i believe its a conspiracy to get me to their state..
    until next time, driving me crazy!!