Month: December 2006

  • The war

    is on, on a weekend, when to my unspoken words of “Aaj mere paas TV hain, music system hain, computer hain, fridge hain..tumhare paas kya hain?”
    the unspoken answer from the electricity board is “mere paas bijli hain”

    until next time, absolute power…
  • Some Threesome facts

    It aint often that an austere soul tags you, so let me oblige 🙂

    3 Things that scare me: Alzheimers, some of my previous posts, what did i say last?
    3 People who make me laugh: Ram Gopal Varma, All The Simpsons, Bill Watterson
    3 Things I love: Music, Fiction, D (not the company, just her company)
    3 Things I hate: Most vegetables, Most work, pretentiousness (of course i know the meaning without looking it up)
    3 Things I don’t understand: Himesh Reshammiya’s popularity, poetry (but Cherie, i will, one day!!), why we have to work for a living
    3 Things on my desk: Clutter, a hot Channel V VJ(oh, okay, its only a calendar), theres clutter, remember? i cant see anything more!!
    3 Things I’m doing right now: typing ‘3 things’, listening to music, no, i cant tell you THAT!!
    3 Things I want to do before I die: Create something immortal, Travel in time, Solve the Who?What?Why? questions
    3 Things I can do: read, dig my nose in public, complete a tag
    3 Things I can’t do: Be social for the sake of it, have less sleep, tell you the third thing
    3 Things you should listen to: good music, voices in your head (no, you dont need treatment), wife’s opinions (your own wife’s!!)
    3 Things you should never listen to: Loudspeakers at close range, instructions in Fwd mails (does not include ones from the boss), my advice
    3 Things I’d like to learn: Sneeze with my eyes open, turn my head 360 degrees, fly without wings
    3 Favorite foods: Chocolate (dessert forms. oh, okay we also accept other forms),Chicken ,Bheja fry (usually D’s)
    3 Beverages I drink regularly: Water, Tea, Gatorade (how the hell was i supposed to know its a sports drink & regulary because i had to finish the damn bottle)
    3 Shows I watched as a kid: Spiderman on Sunday, Star Trek, Desperate Housewives (hey, i’m still a kid)
    until next time, who wants to do the threesome? 😀
  • Deconstruction

    ” I am a self made man”
    ” Er, does that mean you are a mo**erfu**er?”
    until next time, never mix procreation and philosophy