{"id":467,"date":"2008-05-08T09:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T03:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=467"},"modified":"2008-08-15T17:08:27","modified_gmt":"2008-08-15T11:38:27","slug":"dealing-from-the-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2008\/05\/08\/dealing-from-the-front\/","title":{"rendered":"Dealing from the front"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms;\">He tried again. The damn thing just wasn&#8217;t going in. He&#8217;d been trying to push it in for the last half hour with no success. He wondered how he&#8217;d got himself into this predicament. All he wanted was to have some fun, just like the good old days. Maybe he was too old for all this.<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms;\">Wait a second, he wasn&#8217;t old, what was old was the object of his affection, increasingly becoming merely the object of his irritated attention. He tried pushing it in once more. <\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms;\">Truth be told, he&#8217;d always been used to doing it from the top in the good old days, but that one&#8217;d died on him a while back.This frontal attack was something new to him, though his friend had told him it wasn&#8217;t anything radically different when he loaned him his item &#8211; one used to such moves. For only one day, he&#8217;d said quite forcefully. <\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms;\">Quite apparently, his friend had no idea of the subtle differences. He gave up. It just wasn&#8217;t worth it, he thought, as he switched the DVD player on. He&#8217;d remember to give his friend a piece of his mind, when he returned the damn front loading vhs system!! <\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms;\"><br \/>\nuntil next time, cardio video<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He tried again. The damn thing just wasn&#8217;t going in. He&#8217;d been trying to push it in for the last half hour with no success. He wondered how he&#8217;d got himself into this predicament. All he wanted was to have some fun, just like the good old days. Maybe he was too old for all <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2008\/05\/08\/dealing-from-the-front\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}