{"id":431,"date":"2007-12-31T09:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=431"},"modified":"2008-12-07T13:25:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T07:55:02","slug":"a-great-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2007\/12\/31\/a-great-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"A Great 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two thousand eight<\/span><\/p>\n

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Might be just a date<\/span><\/div>\n

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But its a good time to wonder if fate,<\/span><\/div>\n

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Will drop these on our plate<\/span><\/div>\n

M<\/strong>allya will force India to accept Alistair Perreira as a part of the Formula 1 team.<\/div>\n
A<\/strong>bhishek will sulk because his dad stole the limelight as the anti hero in Dhoom 3.<\/div>\n
N<\/strong>arayanamurthy will release his first music CD – his version of the national anthem<\/div>\n
U<\/strong>ma Bharti’s performance in the music video of the above will raise hackles.<\/div>\n
S<\/strong>aurav will finally retire, and automatically become the new coach.<\/div>\n
C<\/strong>happell’s mail on the above will be put up for auction on eBay.<\/div>\n
R<\/strong>am will be issued summons by the supreme court to appear in the Ram Sethu debate.<\/div>\n
Y<\/strong>ash Raj will announce a reality show in Nepal starring Charles Shobhraj titled ‘Aaja Bachle’<\/div>\n
P<\/strong>rachi desai will sue Ekta Kapoor for spamming her mailbox with the message ‘Jhalak Dikhla ja’<\/div>\n
T<\/strong>ata’s one lakh car will turn out to be an autorickshaw with a spare tyre.<\/div>\n
S<\/strong>hivsena will burn theatres playing Rajni films, claiming that ‘Sivaji’ mis-portrays their hero.<\/div>\n
H<\/strong>illary will star in Kill Bill 3 after the US’ first First Husband insists on using some first aide everyday.<\/div>\n
A<\/strong>ustralia will protest India’s complete dominance in Twenty 20.<\/div>\n
P<\/strong>rakash Karat will condemn India’s shift towards nuclear families.<\/div>\n
P<\/strong>ervez Musharaff will blame Hindustan Lever now that everyone has seen through the Qaeda smokescreen.<\/div>\n
Y<\/strong>uvraj will have a personal cheerleading squad in all matches with Deepika Padukone leading it.<\/div>\n
N<\/strong>arendra Modi will encourage internet usage and specifically RSS feeds, but ban pizzas, Ferrari and Sunfeast Pasta.<\/div>\n
E<\/strong>mergency will be declared after Pratibha Patil tries to do a Musharaff in India.<\/div>\n
W<\/strong>est Bengal government will offer Taslima a plot in Nandigram.<\/div>\n
Y<\/strong>ana Gupta’s marriage to the common man will mean she serves beer in Deccan.<\/div>\n
E<\/strong>mployee appreciation will grow faster than rupee appreciation<\/div>\n
A<\/strong>bhishek will continue sulking because Ash named the baby Salim.<\/div>\n
R<\/strong>ichard Gere and Rakhi Sawant will star in Ekta Kapoor’s first Hollywood venture, Kkissmat – The Forbidden Kiss.<\/div>\n

until next time, that makes a manuscrypts happy new year \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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PS. If you liked that, check out 2007<\/a>, 2006<\/a>, 2005<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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