{"id":420,"date":"2007-11-22T09:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T04:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=420"},"modified":"2007-11-22T09:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T04:26:00","slug":"bummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2007\/11\/22\/bummer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bummer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:trebuchet ms;\">Those of you familiar with my retail adventures would know I\u2019m getting perilously close to being scarred for life, courtesy those shopping expeditions with D. It was only my timely inaction that helped me come through the latest one, when a PYT near me told the salesperson, \u2018Hi, I\u2019d like to see a dark bottom\u2019<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:trebuchet ms;\">until next time, know when to butt in<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you familiar with my retail adventures would know I\u2019m getting perilously close to being scarred for life, courtesy those shopping expeditions with D. It was only my timely inaction that helped me come through the latest one, when a PYT near me told the salesperson, \u2018Hi, I\u2019d like to see a dark bottom\u2019 <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2007\/11\/22\/bummer\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attempted-humour","category-11","category-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}