{"id":340,"date":"2007-02-05T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T04:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=340"},"modified":"2007-02-05T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T04:07:00","slug":"eye-of-the-beholder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2007\/02\/05\/eye-of-the-beholder\/","title":{"rendered":"Eye of the Beholder"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">Me: D is going to the eye doctor today<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">Alec Smart: Hmm, i can see why. But you&#8217;ve been married for almost 4 years now. Isnt it a bit of a late reaction?<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">until next time, eye for an eye, i say \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: D is going to the eye doctor today Alec Smart: Hmm, i can see why. But you&#8217;ve been married for almost 4 years now. Isnt it a bit of a late reaction? until next time, eye for an eye, i say \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attempted-humour"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}