{"id":330,"date":"2007-01-01T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=330"},"modified":"2021-02-14T11:35:16","modified_gmt":"2021-02-14T06:05:16","slug":"wishlist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2007\/01\/01\/wishlist\/","title":{"rendered":"Wishlist"},"content":{"rendered":"
H<\/strong>ere’s a look at the hopes for this year<\/span><\/div>\n
A<\/strong>bdul Kalam will shrug off his ‘chikunguniya’ stoop and insist on having the same powers as Musharaf.<\/span><\/div>\n
P<\/strong>arents in India will be scandalised when K Jo runs out of relationships and makes an incest movie with the tagline ‘Its all about loving your parents’<\/span><\/div>\n
P<\/strong>aris Hilton and Britney Spears will get married and their honeymoon video will get leaked<\/span><\/div>\n
Y<\/strong>ou Tube’s $1.65 billion deal will get eclipsed by Google’s offer for this blog \ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/div>\n
N<\/strong>arayanamurthy will offer to give me 1% of Infy’s profits<\/span><\/div>\n
E<\/strong>mraan Hashmi will kiss Aishwarya and end up marrying her too, after Abhishek refuses<\/span><\/div>\n
W<\/strong>est Indies will re-enact the 1983 world cup final this year too.<\/span><\/div>\n
Y<\/strong>ana Gupta will become the brand ambassador for the railways and give a free jhatka with every matka<\/span><\/div>\n
E<\/strong>xchange indices will get doubled<\/span><\/div>\n
A<\/strong>mitabh Bachchan will get sued for endorsing competing brands<\/span><\/div>\n
R<\/strong>am Gopal Varma will end his Darna series with Darna Bekaar Hain, after realisation dawns<\/span><\/div>\n
until next time, have a great 2007<\/span><\/div>\n
PS: Check out 2005<\/span><\/a>, 2006<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s a look at the hopes for this year Abdul Kalam will shrug off his ‘chikunguniya’ stoop and insist on having the same powers as Musharaf. Parents in India will be scandalised when K Jo runs out of relationships and makes an incest movie with the tagline ‘Its all about loving your parents’ Paris Hilton […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,412],"tags":[438,629],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attempted-humour","category-life","tag-new-year","tag-wishlist"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1415,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/1415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}