\u201cOoh, seventh anniversary coming up\u201d, says I, my eyes straying over the dates.
\nNo response.
\n\u201cSeven year itch..\u201d, I remind her.
\n\u201cFor now, you scratch my back and I, yours\u201d
\n\u201cIsn\u2019t it more to do with affairs behind your back?\u201d
\n\u201cEasily solved if I scratch your eyes out first. I\u2019ll promise to watch your back\u201d<\/p>\n
until next time, start from scratch?<\/p>\n
PS. Back in a fortnight \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cOoh, seventh anniversary coming up\u201d, says I, my eyes straying over the dates. No response. \u201cSeven year itch..\u201d, I remind her. \u201cFor now, you scratch my back and I, yours\u201d \u201cIsn\u2019t it more to do with affairs behind your back?\u201d \u201cEasily solved if I scratch your eyes out first. I\u2019ll promise to watch your back\u201d […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11,412],"tags":[1326,1327],"class_list":["post-3107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attempted-humour","category-11","category-life","tag-seven-year-itch","tag-wedding-anniversary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3107"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3138,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3107\/revisions\/3138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}