{"id":235,"date":"2006-01-02T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-02T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=235"},"modified":"2006-01-02T09:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-02T04:28:00","slug":"two-thousand-sicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2006\/01\/02\/two-thousand-sicks\/","title":{"rendered":"Two thousand sicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">No, i wouldnt be able to manage that many sicks<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">so the few below are my picks..<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">Its another year, so lend me your ear <\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">and listen to this year&#8217;s list of what will be fun to hear&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>H<\/strong>arry will object to the British tabloids&#8217; findings that he is a half blood prince.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>A<\/strong>jay Devgan will become the first actor in the world to respond to all incoming calls.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>P<\/strong>aris Hilton will finally get married and become a Desperate Housewife.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>P<\/strong>awar politics will not hamper the future of Indian cricket.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>Y<\/strong>ana Gupta will get intelligent enough to play chess, and perhaps then checkmate me \ud83d\ude09 (that should be easy)<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span> <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>N<\/strong>atwar Singh will get cholesterol conscious and have less oil in his food.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>E<\/strong>kta Kapoor will launch Kkaun Banega Mera Pati?<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>W<\/strong>illiams, driven by Narain Kartikeyan will narrowly lose to Michael Schumacher&#8217;s Ferrari.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span> <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>Y<\/strong>oung Indian bloggers will get the global recognition they deserve.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>E<\/strong>nglish Premier League champions ManU will thank this blog for its continued support.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>A<\/strong>amir Khan will get married to Kiran and on his honeymoon will hear a familiar voice saying kkkkkkiran, if you aren&#8217;t happy with The Rising, Main Hoon Na&#8230;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><strong>R<\/strong>adha will remain a character in Hindu mythology and will not reincarnate in the form of people like Panda. <\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><br \/>until next time, that does make a Happy New Year, you know \ud83d\ude42<br \/>PS: <a href=\"http:\/\/manuscrypts.blogspot.com\/2004\/12\/new-ear.html\">Last year&#8217;s list<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, i wouldnt be able to manage that many sicks so the few below are my picks.. Its another year, so lend me your ear and listen to this year&#8217;s list of what will be fun to hear&#8230; Harry will object to the British tabloids&#8217; findings that he is a half blood prince. 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