The letter from his bank spoke about their pleasure at his carrying out a transaction with them after a long time. They looked forward to serving him well in the future too. He doubted that. After a year of stupid procedures that hampered any transaction he attempted, he\u2019d closed the account a few days back.<\/p>\n
until next time, shitty bank<\/p>\n
PS. <\/em>Inspired by a friend’s true story, though I’m quite happy with the bank in question \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The letter from his bank spoke about their pleasure at his carrying out a transaction with them after a long time. They looked forward to serving him well in the future too. He doubted that. After a year of stupid procedures that hampered any transaction he attempted, he\u2019d closed the account a few days back. […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11,8],"tags":[742,743,744],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attempted-humour","category-11","category-stories","tag-bank","tag-bank-account","tag-closure"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1726,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions\/1726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}