{"id":160,"date":"2005-04-04T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-04T04:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=160"},"modified":"2005-04-04T09:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-04T04:18:00","slug":"bollywood-dictionary-for-dummies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2005\/04\/04\/bollywood-dictionary-for-dummies\/","title":{"rendered":"Bollywood Dictionary for Dummies"},"content":{"rendered":"

actor: may land up in the couch for different reasons.<\/span>
actress: the driving force on the couch<\/span> .
blockbuster: a wonderful actress usually guarantees it<\/span> .
behind the scenes: careful, thats where the news agency guys are..<\/span>
climax: go on, pretend you dont know what that is<\/span> .
call sheet:given to the actress\/filmmaker to know when they are supposed to arrive and where<\/span> .
camera: the filmmaker should always make sure there isnt one…<\/span>
anti climax: when theres a news agency involved in what would have been a climax..<\/span>
cartoon: thats what the filmmaker becomes if he gets caught<\/span> .
casting: what they do after the couch<\/span> .
casting couch: the couch used for casting<\/span> .
chemistry: what the actress is supposed to exhibit on the couch<\/span> .
costume: usually minimal<\/span> .
credits: should be given for a good performance<\/span> .
critic: they dont approve of the casting couch<\/span> .
cross over: change in position on the couch<\/span> .
cues: a good actress should always understand them .<\/span>
debut: the actress’ first couch experience<\/span> .
dialogue: the actress’ should be enticing, the filmmaker doesnt have any..<\/span>
director’s cut: when the filmmaker is a director.<\/span>
documentary: boring activity on the couch<\/span> .
double take: please see take<\/span> .
extras: only if the filmmaker insists. with good performances, they might be a threat to the actress.<\/span>
filmmaker: the guy to please on the couch, most often producer, but could also be director. actor, and yes, even villain<\/span> .
flashback: a feeling of deja vu for the filmmaker<\/span> .
flop:a non performer, but the actress to be blamed, never the filmmaker<\/span> .
frame: thats what the filmmaker claims when he gets caught<\/span> .
industry: a collection of filmmakers<\/span> .
in-the-can: the trip to the loo after the couch activity<\/span> .
lip sync: ideally the actress shouldnt, but refer take<\/span> .
make up: kiss before doing it<\/span> .
method acting: when the actress has done it before<\/span> .
miscast: the filmmaker’s excuse for a flop<\/span> .
overacting: usually happens when the actress is faking<\/span> .
plot: what the actress\/news agency does to get the filmmaker on the couch<\/span> .
preview: foreplay before the couch. usually only for big fimmakers<\/span> .
release: refer climax<\/span> .
remake: a repeat performance, usually happens due to lack of subject\/actress<\/span> .
screenplay: the activity on the couch<\/span> .
script: a nitty gritty version of the plot<\/span> .
slow motion: some filmmakers love doing it that way<\/span> .
story: every actress has one<\/span> .
take: you have to,if the filmmaker insists<\/span> .
word of mouth publicity: what a blockbuster gets<\/span> .
zoom: only deals with page 3 now, but would be interested in couch activities too..<\/span>

until next time, Koffee on the Kouch??<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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