He\u2019d never tried it. But circumstances were such that he really had no alternative. He was stuck at a party that was ending, and he didn\u2019t have a cab. He didn\u2019t know the hosts well enough. Hers was the last car to leave. He would attempt a pick up line, just so he\u2019d get dropped.<\/p>\n
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