And so its two thousand and nine<\/p>\n
I hope and pray that here ends the decline<\/p>\n
And everything turns out just fine<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, here’s that annual list of mine \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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Heath Ledger will get the Oscar for The Dark Knight. (Yes, why so serious? So lets try to put a smile on your face)<\/p>\n
Aamir Khan will be gifted a better mobile from Samsung, so that he doesnt have to write numbers on himself.<\/p>\n
Pakistan will adopt Pratibha Patil and rename themselves Patilstan.<\/p>\n
Petrol prices will go down so much that even discussing it would be considered crude.<\/p>\n
Yahoo’s hunt for a CEO will become the most popular reality show in history, thereby changing their fortunes.<\/p>\n
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Navnirman Sena will be part of Chandrayaan 2 and be rechristened Moon Navnirman Sena<\/p>\n
Election 2009 : Politicians :: Ice Age : Dinosaurs<\/p>\n
Wall Street will be revived, thanks to Obama’s new campaign ‘Exchange We Need’<\/p>\n
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Yuvvraaj..Yaadein.. Subhash Ghai’s scripts with a Y.. hope he’ll refrain<\/p>\n
Ekta Kapoor’s new show titled ‘Kkyunki Kkutte bhi Insaan hain’ starring Achutanandan will be a huge hit.<\/p>\n
Abhishek Bachchan will be locked up inside Bigg Boss 3 and made to watch Drona everyday!!<\/p>\n
RGV’s third edition of the Sarkaar trilogy after Sarkaar Raj will be titled Sarkar Taj, which has nothing to do with anything, he’ll insist..<\/p>\n
and if you’re still here, and are up to more torture, you might want to check out the lists from 2008<\/a>, 2007<\/a>, 2006<\/a>, 2005<\/a><\/p>\n until next time, same place, next year \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" And so its two thousand and nine I hope and pray that here ends the decline And everything turns out just fine Meanwhile, here’s that annual list of mine \ud83d\ude42 Heath Ledger will get the Oscar for The Dark Knight. (Yes, why so serious? So lets try to put a smile on your face) Aamir […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[628,629],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attempted-humour","tag-628","tag-wishlist"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1455,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions\/1455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}