{"id":116,"date":"2004-10-29T10:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T04:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=116"},"modified":"2021-01-02T13:30:16","modified_gmt":"2021-01-02T08:00:16","slug":"sex-and-the-kutty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2004\/10\/29\/sex-and-the-kutty\/","title":{"rendered":"S3x and the kutty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: courier new;\">another long weekend, this time its monday off for the kannada rajyotsava.. holidays are like runs in cricket, dont matter how they come, so long as they come..:)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: courier new;\">oh, for the few who are not familiar with MTV&#8217;s &#8216;lola kutty&#8217; or south indian lingo, &#8216;kutty&#8217; means,among other things &#8216;child&#8217;.. the title is based on a good fwd i read, ordinarily i would have put it under trivia, but it gives a good lesson on how the template works, so it is the post itself.. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: courier new;\">so, heres the fwd<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: courier new;\">A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working,and asks him: &#8211; &#8220;Daddy, what&#8217;s S3x?&#8221;.<br \/>\n&#8220;OK!&#8221; He thinks&#8230;this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about S3x from the streets.He sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse,sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams&#8230;..<br \/>\nThen she asks:- &#8220;Daddy, what is &#8220;A Couple?&#8221; <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: courier new;\">He carries on: a couple are the two people involved in s3x, but this can be two males also who we call gays, or two females who we call lesbians, and goes on to describe oral s3x, group s3x, pornography, bondage and rape, paedophilia, s3x toys, etc&#8230;: <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: courier new;\">The father finally asks:- &#8220;So why did you want to know about &#8220;a couple&#8221; and &#8220;S3x&#8221;?<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, mummy said lunch will be ready in a couple of secs&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>until next time, this is food for thought \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>another long weekend, this time its monday off for the kannada rajyotsava.. holidays are like runs in cricket, dont matter how they come, so long as they come..:) oh, for the few who are not familiar with MTV&#8217;s &#8216;lola kutty&#8217; or south indian lingo, &#8216;kutty&#8217; means,among other things &#8216;child&#8217;.. the title is based on a <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2004\/10\/29\/sex-and-the-kutty\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[412],"tags":[6106],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-lola-kutty"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10230,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions\/10230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}