{"id":105,"date":"2004-10-01T10:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-01T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/?p=105"},"modified":"2021-01-02T13:25:21","modified_gmt":"2021-01-02T07:55:21","slug":"choice-of-joys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manuscrypts.com\/test\/2004\/10\/01\/choice-of-joys\/","title":{"rendered":"Choice of joys"},"content":{"rendered":"

Please consider this hypothetical question – If God gave you a choice between 30 (no more, no less) years of life with only joys\/happiness and 60 years of life of joys and sorrows, which one would you choose? <\/span>
that was a serious question, but this<\/span><\/p>\n

S<\/strong>hould H<\/strong>owever I<\/strong>nvoke T<\/strong>ickles<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”<\/span>
“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.”<\/span>
“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”<\/span>
Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?”<\/span>
“Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”<\/span>
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”<\/span><\/p>\n

and someone’s humble contribution to the Taj’s birthday – <\/span>
<\/span>
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.<\/span><\/p>\n

until next time, bury the thoughts….<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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