Sick of puns

She considered slapping him for his statement. Under any other circumstances, what he’d said would amount to a compliment, but not now. In her present condition, considering her dishevelled looks, and most importantly, knowing him, she was sure he’d used the words ‘You’re looking hep’ as a pun on her hepatitis. He pleaded not guilty. […]

Willpower

That’s what you need. When you go for a movie, when you go shopping for groceries, when you decide to dine out, on a Saturday night. Because after all, in the secular, tolerant country we live in, now you SIMI, now you don’t. So right here, right now, make your will, before its too late. […]