Beatles, beer of the craft kind, and a 4.4 rating on Zomato. What’s not to like, we thought, and the long Dussehra weekend gave us the courage that one must have in the face of Bangalore traffic, especially when we have to get to the other half of the planet – Bannerghatta Road.
We reached there by around 5.30, and got our first warning – the building has Big Bazaar on the ground floor. We were reminded of 3 Monkeys, Bangalore’s worst microbrewery in our experience. Even the Sarjapur ones couldn’t beat that one. The trip to the fourth floor, where the brewery is located, wasn’t really an uplifting experience either. The elevator had a capacity of 4, and was already full. So we took the stairs, and that was an olfactory assault that we barely survived.
After the entrance hatch, things get a little better. The rooftop itself has two levels, and we chose the lower one. It has bar stools and regular seating, and probably thanks to the greenery across the road (IIM campus), there is a fair amount of wind. Later in the evening, when the yellow lights are switched on, the place does look pretty.
From the beer menu, I asked for a Kölsch, partly because I had liked the version at Wanderers. D chose a safe Hefeweizen. When the waiter said “select starters”, I began doing just that. But it turned out that only select starters were available till 6.30 – fries, masala peanuts and the like. Thankfully, pizzas were available, so we ordered a BBQ chicken pizza. After a while, we began wondering whether he had meant that service in general would happen only after 6.30! We consoled ourselves that perhaps he didn’t want us getting the beer without anything to eat. Around then, we saw a pizza making its way from the kitchen to a serving table nearby. After an appropriate cooling time, it was allowed passage to our table. We casually enquired about the beer, and got a “really?” look in return. The beer mugs had obviously not seen cleaning for a while and we had to clean them ourselves. My beer, on the other hand, seemed like soap water! The Hefeweizen was a consolation. The pizza wasn’t bad, and they were nice enough to ask, after we had finished most of it, whether we needed any sauce! Aww.
Only because there was a 2+2 on Zomato Gold, I asked for a Belgian Witbier. This one seemed to be from the initial batch – around the time they had started the place! 😐
D merely repeated her drink! In the meanwhile, we were told that pasta also made the cut in the ‘select’ dishes available. The tri colour lasagna seemed like a patriotic must-do. The yellow lights had been switched on, so every picture took on a jaundice filter! The pasta was so-so, and by then it was 6.30. We chickened out of the Ghee Roast and ordered a Housemade (sic) Snicker Bar. This thankfully, wasn’t very bad.
The bill came to around Rs.1350, mostly thanks to the 2+2 beers. The service, from what we experienced, considers this a glorified bar. Masala peanuts is their go-to suggestion. They also have a very rule book led south Bangalore approach – only tiffin until 6.30! The music is classic rock, and that helped drown the sorrow of having traveled more than 20 km one way! It barely beat 3 Monkeys, so I wouldn’t recommend a visit.
The Yellow Submarine, 4th Floor,SRK Towers (Big Bazaar building), Bannerghatta Road, Ph: 8722147555 (map)
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